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Ahmad Zaki
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6th May 1989
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Tuesday, 2 December 2008
Mat Rep the Crazy Singaporean.
Why did Mat Rep go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 is not allowed!
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Mat Rep want to buy a TV set.
He goes to a shop.
Mat Rep: 'Do you have color TV ?'
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Why did Mat Rep go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 is not allowed!
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Mat Rep want to buy a TV set.
He goes to a shop.
Mat Rep: 'Do you have color TV ?'
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Mat Rep: 'Give me a green one, please '
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Mat Rep is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name,Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ' Yes '
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Mat Rep goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Mat Rep : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
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Mat Rep is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name,Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ' Yes '
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Mat Rep goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Mat Rep : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
Mat Rep : 'What does it do ?'
Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Mat Rep : 'I'll buy it!'
The next day, Mat Rep goes to work with his thermos flask
Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Mat Rep : 'It's a thermos flask.'
Boss : 'What does it do ?'
Mat Rep : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
Mat Rep : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'
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After taking photocopies of documents, Mat Rep always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Mat Rep always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
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Why can't Mat Rep dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Mat Rep had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems.
He decided to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailerfor support.
Mat Rep: 'I press the 'F1' key for help sia, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come to help me, why sia?!'
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Mat Rep with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear'
Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Mat Rep : 'I'll buy it!'
The next day, Mat Rep goes to work with his thermos flask
Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Mat Rep : 'It's a thermos flask.'
Boss : 'What does it do ?'
Mat Rep : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
Mat Rep : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'
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After taking photocopies of documents, Mat Rep always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Mat Rep always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
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Why can't Mat Rep dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Mat Rep had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems.
He decided to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailerfor support.
Mat Rep: 'I press the 'F1' key for help sia, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come to help me, why sia?!'
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Mat Rep with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear'
'Oh dear !' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
'But.... what happened to the other ear ?'
Mat Rep answered : 'That stupid Minah Rep called me back sia!!!!'
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Mat Rep talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Mat Rep : 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BATAM AND Australia?'
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
Mat Rep : 'THANK YOU ' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Mat Rep proudly shows off the finished puzzle to afriend.
Mat Rep : "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT SIA"
Friend : 'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG
'But.... what happened to the other ear ?'
Mat Rep answered : 'That stupid Minah Rep called me back sia!!!!'
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Mat Rep talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Mat Rep : 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BATAM AND Australia?'
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
Mat Rep : 'THANK YOU ' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Mat Rep proudly shows off the finished puzzle to afriend.
Mat Rep : "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT SIA"
Friend : 'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG
Mat Rep : YOU STUPID. SEE THIS BOX,IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS SIA'.
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At a bar in New York , the man to Mat Rep`s left tells the bartender,'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE' and his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
The bartender approaches Mat Rep and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'
Mat Rep replies : "MAT BIN REP , MARRIED'
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At a bar in New York , the man to Mat Rep`s left tells the bartender,'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE' and his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
The bartender approaches Mat Rep and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'
Mat Rep replies : "MAT BIN REP , MARRIED'
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