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Ahmad Zaki
a.k.a Aky, Akynky, Azack, Zack, Zacky, Airpork
6th May 1989
Single
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Wednesday, 31 December 2008
Happy Birthday to u.Happy Birthday to u.
Happy Birthday to SUCY.
Happy Birthday to u.
May all yr wishes came true.
Kitten? cumin rite up.
*Celebrating 1 year of Single-ness, technically*
00:00
Monday, 29 December 2008
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Ned to claim more picture from other camera.
Birthday Ladies, Born on the same date..
Aft, "ITS A WRAP!" . Time for me to hit the vacuum n clean the hse. Slept at 2am
Zul & Adi kuda Kepang. Tk bole Handle.
Skali Skale. Agi pn pengantin bkn nye org lain. ABG2 HULUBALANG. haha
Try Spot Me. Im in RED.
20:11
Thursday, 25 December 2008
Merry Christmas,
To all who celebrate it. Have a Jiggy Jingling Fun.
I dun celebrate Christmas but juz love receiving gifts. hehe.
People were bz enjoying their time outside tis Christmas Eve wheres i stuck at hm watching Scrubs.
Both my neneks ar here. Ned to behave like an angel. hehe.
Jingle Bombs
Video mayb be old but wat the hack.
To all who celebrate it. Have a Jiggy Jingling Fun.
I dun celebrate Christmas but juz love receiving gifts. hehe.
People were bz enjoying their time outside tis Christmas Eve wheres i stuck at hm watching Scrubs.
Both my neneks ar here. Ned to behave like an angel. hehe.
Jingle Bombs
Video mayb be old but wat the hack.
01:34
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
AFF SUZUKI CUP 2008
Was walking around Stadium wif hulk waiting for the rest den we saw tis,
VIETNAM BANNER.
Ape lagi, i tink we the onli Sporean goons bought tis opposition banner.
Well, hulk pay for me coz i have no money. hehe.
Den he bought tis Agu Casmir "Hair" n Bob bought the tall hat, "The Obama Hat"
Nabei, Kecoh sia kiter.
We were wearing tis banner n seat wif singapore supporters bt beside us is the vietnam supporters but were separated by the fence.
People were staring at us from both side. haha. FUCK CARE.
Was walking around Stadium wif hulk waiting for the rest den we saw tis,
VIETNAM BANNER.
Ape lagi, i tink we the onli Sporean goons bought tis opposition banner.
Well, hulk pay for me coz i have no money. hehe.
Den he bought tis Agu Casmir "Hair" n Bob bought the tall hat, "The Obama Hat"
Nabei, Kecoh sia kiter.
We were wearing tis banner n seat wif singapore supporters bt beside us is the vietnam supporters but were separated by the fence.
People were staring at us from both side. haha. FUCK CARE.
Singapore lost.Beautiful 1st half, Singapore had alot of chances. Keep on attacking.
Cant denied dat Vietnam keeper is on FORM.
Bt still dun get it y Agu Casmir in the 1st eleven, y nt Indra Shahdan.
2nd half was a disaster, Singapore keep on attacking n forget abt their defence backline.
My prediction during dat 2nd half was, if Vietnam start to counter-attack, Dats it for Singapore.
Well, my prediction was rite. Tere onli 1 person defending the backline.
Counter-attack by Vietnam n SCORE !. Sux
Bt well, at least i get the chance to celebrate the victory wif the Vietnamese. hehe.
which i tink i did eventually. hehe
............
Will be a bz week for my family.
Oredi Start on Spring Cleaning. Mcm bsk raya gitu or mayb Christmas . hehe
Sis getting engage tis sat so abit bz.
Vacuum, Wash n mob the entire living room floor.
Clean n change the layout of my room.
Throw alot of books from my room.
Clean every Fan in the hse.
Mum ask me to clean sis`s room too, a big NO NO.
Its her room. She the one who use it n also goin to use as bilik tunang.
Pandai2 dier simpan harta2 dier sendiri.
My both neneks is sleepin over tis wednesday.
Hope 1 of my nenek wont bring the 2 boys. Or else, Sofa for me the whole week.
Ned to be a gd boy for tis whole week. Ader neneks. tk baik jahat2. hehe
..........
Damn, my bicycle is spoilt.
Problem wif the Crank.
Cant get it repair at normal bicycle shop.
Ned to send it back to the ejen.
Will take atleast a week. Damn
Juz tot wanna cycle to ECP during CDM Outing n also to UBIN. haiz.
......
A Cute baby give a smart answers to her Father`s Question.
"WHAT DID MAMMA SAY?"
"WHAT DID MAMMA SAY?"
03:02
Saturday, 20 December 2008
This Keeps me Awake. Dun ask wat are the 2 big bottles.
"Picture Courtesy from Haiqel n Dayne"Had a class pit on Wednesday @ Pasir Ris Park. It was a great get together n had a great time. Well, supposedly report by 2pm @ location bt i make myself late by 2hrs coz the weather is damn hot n Furthermore, ned to carry 8 Kilo of chicken to the pit site. Haiqel, Nad, Dayne, Zul first few to reach den cums Lan, Adi, Dzul, Fiq , Siti den Me n sarif. Cam along Hafiz & Hidayah. Lastly Fred , Az By nite falls, we oredi start the bbq-ing as tere were alot of hungry ghost around. Supposely, me n haiqel were the "Chef" for the pit. But i tink tis time round im kinda lazy abit n end up haiqel be the "chef" for the day. Wif the help of fews.
Few went MIA as Lan, Sarif n Adi went to geylang to collect Sarif money , Dzul n Syafiq was having their drinkin session sumwhr. Didnt tag me along. Ape punye member. Hafiz n Hidayah, tis love birds dun Noe whr tey went. The onli left soul find our own entertainment by play Irish Drinkin Song, Our own version of Whose Line Is It Anyway n few stupid games. Hilarious.
Few went MIA as Lan, Sarif n Adi went to geylang to collect Sarif money , Dzul n Syafiq was having their drinkin session sumwhr. Didnt tag me along. Ape punye member. Hafiz n Hidayah, tis love birds dun Noe whr tey went. The onli left soul find our own entertainment by play Irish Drinkin Song, Our own version of Whose Line Is It Anyway n few stupid games. Hilarious.
"OH HI DI HI DI HI DI HI DI HI...". Irish Drinking Song. haha
bla bla bla bla.
Hafiz & Hidayah return along wif Hafiz`s Fren Qayyum.
People dat left the scene were Nad, Siti, Hidayah, Fred n Az
People who end up torn-ing, Me, Haiqel, Dayne, Zul, Lan, Adi, Dzul, Fiq, Sarif , Hafiz n Qayyum.Hafiz & Hidayah return along wif Hafiz`s Fren Qayyum.
People dat left the scene were Nad, Siti, Hidayah, Fred n Az
Sound like a guys nite out. Damn bored as tere no chicka chicka.
All of them except for Me, Haiqel n Hafiz went "Ghost Hunting" at Swams area n maze.
Either im chicken abit it or i juz dun wan to find trouble n if everybody go who wanna take care of the place. haha
On the way tere, tey met Aishah, Sumbody x dat will be joinin us for the rest of the nite.
Tey brought few "Interesting" Story n luckily tey didnt brought back the "Contents" of the story.
Example, tere total of 9 people bt Sarip keep on countin 10 people. WEIRD
Sarip claim dat sumting were beside Dayne dats y he counted 10.
Aishah bring along her fren which is too old for everybody bt i tink tey simply didnt care.
Wat do u expect wen the pit is full of dicks.
But 1 is 17 n 1 is 29. Too Young n Too old. haiz.
N FYI, Im nt part of those horny bastards. haha.
Den Hakim, Naz, Anwar n his gal cam down to PRP hangout wif me till morning.
All of them except for Me, Haiqel n Hafiz went "Ghost Hunting" at Swams area n maze.
Either im chicken abit it or i juz dun wan to find trouble n if everybody go who wanna take care of the place. haha
On the way tere, tey met Aishah, Sumbody x dat will be joinin us for the rest of the nite.
Tey brought few "Interesting" Story n luckily tey didnt brought back the "Contents" of the story.
Example, tere total of 9 people bt Sarip keep on countin 10 people. WEIRD
Sarip claim dat sumting were beside Dayne dats y he counted 10.
Aishah bring along her fren which is too old for everybody bt i tink tey simply didnt care.
Wat do u expect wen the pit is full of dicks.
But 1 is 17 n 1 is 29. Too Young n Too old. haiz.
N FYI, Im nt part of those horny bastards. haha.
Den Hakim, Naz, Anwar n his gal cam down to PRP hangout wif me till morning.
Tis is the pocket bike for those who dun NoeTry Naz`s Scrambler Pocket Bike. Its like a real bike bt smaller. Run in petrol, ned to kick start n have clutch/gear,. Dat ting is damn fast. Test ride it on the carpark smoothly n i start to be an idiot by throttle is faster. Wen makin a turn, hit the break bt didnt had enough time to slow down , went up the curb n hit the fence.
Luckily didnt hit the tree or i dun Noe wat will happen to me.
Injury my knee n burn mark below the knee.
The bike front Rim n Fork is abit bend. Ned to pay him for the damage. Sorry dude.
8kg of chicken, 6px of stay, 6px of hotdogs, 6px of corns n 2 tubs of mee are all GONE. Good.
Had a quick nap at the Stone near the shoreline"Water Breaker"
Had a quick nap at the Stone near the shoreline"Water Breaker"
Leave PRP around 8am, had breakfast at downtown n reach hm around 10.
Straight went to sleep aft didnt get through Hakim who wanted me to accompany him to Salon which have a cheapest pricing.
ZzZz till 7pm.
3 words i made up.
"Se-Corpion, Cultu-ral n Pro g-ramers"
02:40
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)[?]
The Bottom Line
Put your energy toward people who like you. Stop courting folks you don't get it.
In Detail
You are a friendly person, but you can't be friends with everyone -- and trying to do this will only get you overextended and over-stressed. You should definitely stop wasting all of your energy trying to charm a certain person who just doesn't seem to get where you are coming from. No matter how hard you try to break through and connect with them, they just aren't capable of it. So put your energy toward the people who are more like-minded. Seek out people who deserve your time.
The Bottom Line
Put your energy toward people who like you. Stop courting folks you don't get it.
In Detail
You are a friendly person, but you can't be friends with everyone -- and trying to do this will only get you overextended and over-stressed. You should definitely stop wasting all of your energy trying to charm a certain person who just doesn't seem to get where you are coming from. No matter how hard you try to break through and connect with them, they just aren't capable of it. So put your energy toward the people who are more like-minded. Seek out people who deserve your time.
Neeehhhh..........
01:50
Tuesday, 16 December 2008
This all the picture i retrieve from random volunteers in FACEBOOK.
Water Activity. (Beside me n lookin at the cam is my beneficiary from MINDS)
Middle guy is the best bene from Last Year Camp n Still keeps my number
On the right is my BENE
Didnt stop him from doin the rockclimbing wif nobody help
Volunteers help to carry the boat back
Omar, hardly involved in any activity but to him, watching his frens oredi give him a "Too Much Fun"
Nice Picture
Not easy to carry tis heavy boat.
Water Drafting. Size dont matter.
Full mood
05:49
Sunday, 14 December 2008
1st Day : Raining n BORED
Report at YMCA Headquaters by 9am for registration n bla bla bla
Off to Changi Coasta Adventure Camp.
Den Ice breaking games, get to noe yr campmate.
Plans was to start on Outdoor high element. To Train n also prepare ourselves for beneficiary who will be coming next day.
But due to heavy rain, we juz played games n more games till nite. BORING.
Cant do anyting. Its nature.
2nd Day : Arrival of beneficiary n Water activity
Beneficiary from 4 organisation came today.
I handle beneficiary from MINDS
Interact wif them n start of activity
Total of 5 grp.
3 grp went for Water activity n 2 grp high element
Water activity will be Boat Drafting n Dragon Boat.
Damn Fun.
Den had nite walk at east coast wif few activity
Reach back to camp n help the beneficiary to wash up.
We have to make the beneficiary sleep 1st den we ned to attend for briefing.
Hate briefing. Drag till late nite.
Report of Rashes is increasing in the camp.
Den got to Noe dat, 3 bunks ar infected wif bedbugs.
One of my fren, tom, who a grp leader for other grp were send to clinic coz of rashes n swollen face.
The rest of his grp n beneficiary infected wif bedbugs bite every part to their body.
Luckly my bunk is CLEAN of bedbugs bt nt for mosquitos.
3rd Day : Declared End of Camp
Aft Breakfast, we were informed dat tey wanna end the camp n bla bla bla
Due to bedbugs issue n alot got infected.
Dun wanna risk anymore danger to the volunteers n mostly the beneficiary.
All Outdoor activity cancel n replace to make gift exchange to beneficiary. Like a memorable tingy
So we had tis mask n ned to design it by painting
Aft den, me n few of grp mate start sabo-ing people by paint at their face.
Got smash wif a plate full of paint at my face. Argh.
Mouth, Nose n hair got paint. Taste n smell damn weird. My hair turn to Blue colour. haha.
Aft tat, our grp leader got all fucked up n ask us to clean the area as a punishment wheres people were enjoying their lunch. Damn.
Aft lunch, stupid cheer-cheer competition.
Aft tat, pack up n head to early dinner. BUFFET ALL U CAN EAT. YES AR.
The beneficiary make their way hm n we have to do area cleaning.
Leave the camp site at 10plus.
Im damn lazy to go back hm n juz crash at Tom`s place wif Khai n Shaun.
Reach his crib, Help him find any bedbugs at his beg, AWAY FROM his house.
N we Spot ALOT OF IT n he juz throw it away.
Went to Simpang to have "Supper" n sleep at his place.
Damn, i cant sleep well coz its like having a SNORING COMPETITION cumin from everyside of me. Nabei. haha
Woke up at noon n while i was getting ready to have "Breakfast" wif the guys, a bedbug was crawling at my hand n khai found 1 on the floor. NABEI.
It start to itch wen i was having my meal.
Reach hm, i juz dump my beg at the life corridor n empty my bag.
All the clothes i juz dump inside the bathtube n soak wif warm water. Bags n Shoe being sprayed wif BAGONS.
Aft i rinse the clothes, Check the water n spotted 2 bugs. haiz.
Soak my bags n spotted 1 bug.
Dun Noe abt my sleeping bag n Shoe
Damn the Changi Coast Adventure Camp!!.
My back shoulder has RED SPOT.
Spoilt the camp mood. NO CAMPFIRE. haiz.
Tis Year is the worst Camp ever.
Next Year volunteer as Logistic
Sorry of the damn long entry
Report at YMCA Headquaters by 9am for registration n bla bla bla
Off to Changi Coasta Adventure Camp.
Den Ice breaking games, get to noe yr campmate.
Plans was to start on Outdoor high element. To Train n also prepare ourselves for beneficiary who will be coming next day.
But due to heavy rain, we juz played games n more games till nite. BORING.
Cant do anyting. Its nature.
2nd Day : Arrival of beneficiary n Water activity
Beneficiary from 4 organisation came today.
I handle beneficiary from MINDS
Interact wif them n start of activity
Total of 5 grp.
3 grp went for Water activity n 2 grp high element
Water activity will be Boat Drafting n Dragon Boat.
Damn Fun.
Den had nite walk at east coast wif few activity
Reach back to camp n help the beneficiary to wash up.
We have to make the beneficiary sleep 1st den we ned to attend for briefing.
Hate briefing. Drag till late nite.
Report of Rashes is increasing in the camp.
Den got to Noe dat, 3 bunks ar infected wif bedbugs.
One of my fren, tom, who a grp leader for other grp were send to clinic coz of rashes n swollen face.
The rest of his grp n beneficiary infected wif bedbugs bite every part to their body.
Luckly my bunk is CLEAN of bedbugs bt nt for mosquitos.
3rd Day : Declared End of Camp
Aft Breakfast, we were informed dat tey wanna end the camp n bla bla bla
Due to bedbugs issue n alot got infected.
Dun wanna risk anymore danger to the volunteers n mostly the beneficiary.
All Outdoor activity cancel n replace to make gift exchange to beneficiary. Like a memorable tingy
So we had tis mask n ned to design it by painting
Aft den, me n few of grp mate start sabo-ing people by paint at their face.
Got smash wif a plate full of paint at my face. Argh.
Mouth, Nose n hair got paint. Taste n smell damn weird. My hair turn to Blue colour. haha.
Aft tat, our grp leader got all fucked up n ask us to clean the area as a punishment wheres people were enjoying their lunch. Damn.
Aft lunch, stupid cheer-cheer competition.
Aft tat, pack up n head to early dinner. BUFFET ALL U CAN EAT. YES AR.
The beneficiary make their way hm n we have to do area cleaning.
Leave the camp site at 10plus.
Im damn lazy to go back hm n juz crash at Tom`s place wif Khai n Shaun.
Reach his crib, Help him find any bedbugs at his beg, AWAY FROM his house.
N we Spot ALOT OF IT n he juz throw it away.
Went to Simpang to have "Supper" n sleep at his place.
Damn, i cant sleep well coz its like having a SNORING COMPETITION cumin from everyside of me. Nabei. haha
Woke up at noon n while i was getting ready to have "Breakfast" wif the guys, a bedbug was crawling at my hand n khai found 1 on the floor. NABEI.
It start to itch wen i was having my meal.
Reach hm, i juz dump my beg at the life corridor n empty my bag.
All the clothes i juz dump inside the bathtube n soak wif warm water. Bags n Shoe being sprayed wif BAGONS.
Aft i rinse the clothes, Check the water n spotted 2 bugs. haiz.
Soak my bags n spotted 1 bug.
Dun Noe abt my sleeping bag n Shoe
Damn the Changi Coast Adventure Camp!!.
My back shoulder has RED SPOT.
Spoilt the camp mood. NO CAMPFIRE. haiz.
Tis Year is the worst Camp ever.
Next Year volunteer as Logistic
Sorry of the damn long entry
23:17
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
Waking Up at 6 in the morning always a big problem.
Not a morning person but its worth it.
Today, went to MINDS Centre at Admiralty to get to noe my Beneficiary for YMCA Y-Camp.
But b4 dat, Met Sucy at 730am under her blok n went to Woodlands together as she have to go to sch n i ned to report at Admiralty Mrt at 845am.
Miss her so much.
Ends at 1pm but still ned to do Flag Day, ARGH! Not again.
Cum up wif an excuse n CHAO BAYBEH. haha
Went to my granny crib at Marsiling n fetch Sucy from sch.
ANYWAY..
MINDS = "Movement for the Intellectually Disabled of Singapore"
The Centre provide vocational training, social skills training and sheltered employment for intellectually disabled persons who are 18 years and above. The training develops their potential and prepares them for open employment and integration into society.
This Special people deserve to be part of the community eventhough of their disabilities.
Its realli an Eye Opener n will make u realise how lucky u were born wifout any disabilities.
As for my beneficiary tis year, he could not speak well bt he do understand basic instruction.
Hope he wont be a troublemaker 2mr.
Last year i had a coolest beneficiary in the camp n almost everybody kinda jeles abt it especially to the SMOKERS, i had a Smoking buddy beneficiary. haha. He is allow to smoke bt onli aft meal But WAT THE HELL. haha. Plus he is a malay n ARSENAL FAN. Dats it. haha.
Miz him. hopefully could met him again if he join tis year.
TOMORO ned to report 9am.
Thursday till Sunday.
Damn, im goin to get DARK again.
Ned to start packing.
*Miz u baybeh*
Dun be so moody aite.
MWAH !
Not a morning person but its worth it.
Today, went to MINDS Centre at Admiralty to get to noe my Beneficiary for YMCA Y-Camp.
But b4 dat, Met Sucy at 730am under her blok n went to Woodlands together as she have to go to sch n i ned to report at Admiralty Mrt at 845am.
Miss her so much.
Ends at 1pm but still ned to do Flag Day, ARGH! Not again.
Cum up wif an excuse n CHAO BAYBEH. haha
Went to my granny crib at Marsiling n fetch Sucy from sch.
ANYWAY..
MINDS = "Movement for the Intellectually Disabled of Singapore"
The Centre provide vocational training, social skills training and sheltered employment for intellectually disabled persons who are 18 years and above. The training develops their potential and prepares them for open employment and integration into society.
This Special people deserve to be part of the community eventhough of their disabilities.
Its realli an Eye Opener n will make u realise how lucky u were born wifout any disabilities.
As for my beneficiary tis year, he could not speak well bt he do understand basic instruction.
Hope he wont be a troublemaker 2mr.
Last year i had a coolest beneficiary in the camp n almost everybody kinda jeles abt it especially to the SMOKERS, i had a Smoking buddy beneficiary. haha. He is allow to smoke bt onli aft meal But WAT THE HELL. haha. Plus he is a malay n ARSENAL FAN. Dats it. haha.
Miz him. hopefully could met him again if he join tis year.
TOMORO ned to report 9am.
Thursday till Sunday.
Damn, im goin to get DARK again.
Ned to start packing.
*Miz u baybeh*
Dun be so moody aite.
MWAH !
22:16
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
*Few people say i look good in White. True?*
23:04
Sunday, 7 December 2008
Kepada Smue umat2 Islam di sewaktu dengannya,
Selamat Hari Raya AidilAdha.
Sape2 yg nk testing skill wrestling, ni la mase yg terbaik. haha
Msn n hp seems so silence.
MIZ U!!!
Hope u would bring back sumting frm malacca. hehe
Not kepala kambing or lembu eh.
Tings had gone bad..
Dun judge a book by tis cover.
The cover may nt be so presentable but u wont noe wat the contents of the story until you read it..
Good cover doesnt mean great story....
"Nobody born perfect in this world."
18:50
Thursday, 4 December 2008
FCUK YOU !!
KANASAI !!
Sape Terase peh pasal.
KANASAI !!
Sape Terase peh pasal.
19:46
RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continuing this game by sending it to other people.
Been Tagged by Sucy n Dian Dee. Damn Both of u. heeh
1. Do you have secrets?
* Yea. Everybody have secrets.
2. Would you fall in love with a boy/girl older than you?
* Y Not.
3. How long do you intend to wait for someone u really love?
*Until she is married.
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
* $$$, Shopping, Luxury, Traveling, Own business n most important Investment.
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
* it better for bestfriends to remain bestfriends. i mean, lovers break off and become enemies. bestfriends fight and make up in just minutes.
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
* Loving Someone is Hard but Being loved is sensational
7.How do you define love?
* The Connetion, Trust and Loyalty .
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
* Buat bodoh n wait for their break up. hahaha.
9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
*Not for nw yet.
10. What makes you sad?
*Wen Entering 2008
11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
* Career Man. Nt a familyman yet but has a HOT N SIZZILING gf, Own a Sportcar (Skyline prefered), Own a Harley, Own a Penthouse dat has an ocean view . INSYALLAH. hehe
12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
* family.
13. What is being regarded as the most important thing in your life?
* Family Support, Cert and $$$.
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
* Depends, If Single and Rich but happy is on the rite track. Single Rich but miserable, Get a life!. Married Poor but happy Its ok but ned to have a gd planning. Married Poor but miserable, Rather dun get married idiot.
15. What is your favourite colour?
* red.
16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, and both of them do the same, who would you pick?
* Love 2 people simultaneously is crazy. But will pick the most n longest being loved.
17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
* Im a forgiving Person.
18. What do you want to tell the someone you like?
* Thankz u for admiring me.. Im so touched. hehe
19. If there is a choice between lover and friends,which will you choose?
* Lover, whr u share yr love, feelings n personal problems to each other.
Friends is whr u wanna have free mind from all the love problems. "SPACE"
20. Do you believe that there's "True Love"?
* Used to. Hope it will gain back
RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continuing this game by sending it to other people.
Been Tagged by Sucy n Dian Dee. Damn Both of u. heeh
1. Do you have secrets?
* Yea. Everybody have secrets.
2. Would you fall in love with a boy/girl older than you?
* Y Not.
3. How long do you intend to wait for someone u really love?
*Until she is married.
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
* $$$, Shopping, Luxury, Traveling, Own business n most important Investment.
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
* it better for bestfriends to remain bestfriends. i mean, lovers break off and become enemies. bestfriends fight and make up in just minutes.
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
* Loving Someone is Hard but Being loved is sensational
7.How do you define love?
* The Connetion, Trust and Loyalty .
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
* Buat bodoh n wait for their break up. hahaha.
9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
*Not for nw yet.
10. What makes you sad?
*Wen Entering 2008
11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
* Career Man. Nt a familyman yet but has a HOT N SIZZILING gf, Own a Sportcar (Skyline prefered), Own a Harley, Own a Penthouse dat has an ocean view . INSYALLAH. hehe
12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
* family.
13. What is being regarded as the most important thing in your life?
* Family Support, Cert and $$$.
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
* Depends, If Single and Rich but happy is on the rite track. Single Rich but miserable, Get a life!. Married Poor but happy Its ok but ned to have a gd planning. Married Poor but miserable, Rather dun get married idiot.
15. What is your favourite colour?
* red.
16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, and both of them do the same, who would you pick?
* Love 2 people simultaneously is crazy. But will pick the most n longest being loved.
17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
* Im a forgiving Person.
18. What do you want to tell the someone you like?
* Thankz u for admiring me.. Im so touched. hehe
19. If there is a choice between lover and friends,which will you choose?
* Lover, whr u share yr love, feelings n personal problems to each other.
Friends is whr u wanna have free mind from all the love problems. "SPACE"
20. Do you believe that there's "True Love"?
* Used to. Hope it will gain back
03:44
1st ting 1st, Tere few december Babies.
Happy Birthday To..
Kartini, 1st Dec, 19 Year old
Dian Farini aka Dee Endangz, 2nd Dec, 20 Year old
Iskandar 4th Dec, 19 Year old.
Hope all of your wishes would came true. AMIN.
Recently i have a hard time sleeping n today it is, I dun Noe wat to do.
Calling, Msn-ing, Sms-ing almost everybody, tey were either sleeping or lazy.
Supposely i did ask haiqel out bt in pending,
SORI BRO. SO SORI. Next time ok.
So sudden i kol my sedare, "Pakcik Iskandar", haha, juz a states bt he same age as me.
Been damn long didnt hangout wif him.
He was riding Otw hm wen i was kolling him n sanggup stop for awhile.
Conversation continue like tis... @ 1230am
Me : Dok, Ko kat ner?
Is : Otw alek umah. Sal?
Me : Lepak jap pe kat teh tarik. Minum lek2 chill2. Aku mendak ar.
Is : Aku kat luar afgan skrg. kat simpang ar. Aku alek jap
Me : Jumpe aku kat sane, aku drive.
Is : Oi, Nari hari ape ar?
Me : Da kul 12 nari thursday ar. Sal?
Is : Ape date ar?
Me : 4 december ar, sal?
Is : Ape special nari?
Me : Special ape sia, Tkde special. Limit2 Teh Tarik Special or Roti John Special ar. haha
Is : Bukan tu bodoh, Nari birthday aku la sial.
Punye la selenge bole layan kn.. haha.
Den at simpang he wanted to "BLANJE".
1st, its his birthday.
(Its sumbody who need to treat the birthday boy nt either way round)
2nd, he receive alot of *TIPS*. Baik per.
Ape la. Dier da sound. FISH N CHIP jalan terus. haha
Thanks bro. Cayang ko. haha.
Reach hm at 3plus.
Da kenyang tk bole tido
SERIOUS SHIT, I NED TO TAKE MY PRACTICAL MAN.
Oredi Noe how to drive bt no license.
Im juz 1 big Daring Illegal driver.
SUCY gonna kill me..
SORRY....
Happy Birthday To..
Kartini, 1st Dec, 19 Year old
Dian Farini aka Dee Endangz, 2nd Dec, 20 Year old
Iskandar 4th Dec, 19 Year old.
Hope all of your wishes would came true. AMIN.
Recently i have a hard time sleeping n today it is, I dun Noe wat to do.
Calling, Msn-ing, Sms-ing almost everybody, tey were either sleeping or lazy.
Supposely i did ask haiqel out bt in pending,
SORI BRO. SO SORI. Next time ok.
So sudden i kol my sedare, "Pakcik Iskandar", haha, juz a states bt he same age as me.
Been damn long didnt hangout wif him.
He was riding Otw hm wen i was kolling him n sanggup stop for awhile.
Conversation continue like tis... @ 1230am
Me : Dok, Ko kat ner?
Is : Otw alek umah. Sal?
Me : Lepak jap pe kat teh tarik. Minum lek2 chill2. Aku mendak ar.
Is : Aku kat luar afgan skrg. kat simpang ar. Aku alek jap
Me : Jumpe aku kat sane, aku drive.
Is : Oi, Nari hari ape ar?
Me : Da kul 12 nari thursday ar. Sal?
Is : Ape date ar?
Me : 4 december ar, sal?
Is : Ape special nari?
Me : Special ape sia, Tkde special. Limit2 Teh Tarik Special or Roti John Special ar. haha
Is : Bukan tu bodoh, Nari birthday aku la sial.
Punye la selenge bole layan kn.. haha.
Den at simpang he wanted to "BLANJE".
1st, its his birthday.
(Its sumbody who need to treat the birthday boy nt either way round)
2nd, he receive alot of *TIPS*. Baik per.
Ape la. Dier da sound. FISH N CHIP jalan terus. haha
Thanks bro. Cayang ko. haha.
Reach hm at 3plus.
Da kenyang tk bole tido
SERIOUS SHIT, I NED TO TAKE MY PRACTICAL MAN.
Oredi Noe how to drive bt no license.
Im juz 1 big Daring Illegal driver.
SUCY gonna kill me..
SORRY....
no secrets
02:49
Tuesday, 2 December 2008
Mat Rep the Crazy Singaporean.
Why did Mat Rep go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 is not allowed!
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Mat Rep want to buy a TV set.
He goes to a shop.
Mat Rep: 'Do you have color TV ?'
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Why did Mat Rep go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 is not allowed!
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Mat Rep want to buy a TV set.
He goes to a shop.
Mat Rep: 'Do you have color TV ?'
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Mat Rep: 'Give me a green one, please '
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Mat Rep is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name,Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ' Yes '
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Mat Rep goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Mat Rep : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
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Mat Rep is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name,Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ' Yes '
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Mat Rep goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Mat Rep : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
Mat Rep : 'What does it do ?'
Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Mat Rep : 'I'll buy it!'
The next day, Mat Rep goes to work with his thermos flask
Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Mat Rep : 'It's a thermos flask.'
Boss : 'What does it do ?'
Mat Rep : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
Mat Rep : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'
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After taking photocopies of documents, Mat Rep always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Mat Rep always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
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Why can't Mat Rep dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Mat Rep had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems.
He decided to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailerfor support.
Mat Rep: 'I press the 'F1' key for help sia, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come to help me, why sia?!'
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Mat Rep with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear'
Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Mat Rep : 'I'll buy it!'
The next day, Mat Rep goes to work with his thermos flask
Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Mat Rep : 'It's a thermos flask.'
Boss : 'What does it do ?'
Mat Rep : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
Mat Rep : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'
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After taking photocopies of documents, Mat Rep always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Mat Rep always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
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Why can't Mat Rep dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Mat Rep had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems.
He decided to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailerfor support.
Mat Rep: 'I press the 'F1' key for help sia, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come to help me, why sia?!'
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Mat Rep with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear'
'Oh dear !' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
'But.... what happened to the other ear ?'
Mat Rep answered : 'That stupid Minah Rep called me back sia!!!!'
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Mat Rep talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Mat Rep : 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BATAM AND Australia?'
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
Mat Rep : 'THANK YOU ' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Mat Rep proudly shows off the finished puzzle to afriend.
Mat Rep : "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT SIA"
Friend : 'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG
'But.... what happened to the other ear ?'
Mat Rep answered : 'That stupid Minah Rep called me back sia!!!!'
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Mat Rep talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Mat Rep : 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BATAM AND Australia?'
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
Mat Rep : 'THANK YOU ' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Mat Rep proudly shows off the finished puzzle to afriend.
Mat Rep : "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT SIA"
Friend : 'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG
Mat Rep : YOU STUPID. SEE THIS BOX,IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS SIA'.
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At a bar in New York , the man to Mat Rep`s left tells the bartender,'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE' and his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
The bartender approaches Mat Rep and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'
Mat Rep replies : "MAT BIN REP , MARRIED'
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At a bar in New York , the man to Mat Rep`s left tells the bartender,'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE' and his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
The bartender approaches Mat Rep and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'
Mat Rep replies : "MAT BIN REP , MARRIED'
23:58